I Wonder Why?

I wonder why the phone may not ring all day, but as soon as I start something that requires all of my attention or have my hands full, someone calls?


I wonder why, when I call the doctor's office at least a half hour after their hours have started, I get their Answering Service?


I wonder why my pen never runs out of ink until I have started to write a check - and usually when I have finished only half of my signature?


I wonder why, as in my previous post, Blogger decides that I should do it in three different type sizes?


I wonder why my head is chock full of trivia, but I cannot recall things that are really important to me?


I wonder why my neighbor's cats lie on my deck or my front step and refuse to move when I approach and try to get into my house, but if they are looking cute and I pick up my camera, they immediately run off?


I wonder why I always look my best and my healthiest when I feel my absolute worst?


I wonder why, although I rarely go out without my camera, any time that I do leave it at home, a marvelous photo op presents itself?


I wonder why, if something happens to my internet connection and a window pops up to tell me what to do about it, that window disappears before I could possibly have time to read all of the instructions? For that matter, even when those pop up windows appear with only a sentence of few words, they pop up and disappear in a few seconds. I never do have time to read them.


I wonder why, when I lose something (like my keys), I can look in the same place twenty times without finding what I'm looking for, and later find it exactly where I have already looked?